A Berto is a convicted rapist, usually a child rapist
“I just got a call from my neighbor, sounds like a Berto is moving into our neighborhood
“Oh shit Kyle, you better hide your kids
by ryryG February 6, 2018
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Berto, short for Heriberto, is a man with well-defined abdominal muscular structures. Berto is also used to describe someone with a big butt that, regardless of sexual orientation, attracts someone of the same gender.
Him: I want to eat chocolate

Other Him: mmmm that chocolate bar reminds me of Berto and his phat ass.
by dr.doktor October 13, 2021
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\'bər-tōs\

noun
1. a Mexican fast-food restaurant, generally named after the proprietor, but oftentimes clearly named only to keep with the popular -bertos naming formula established by the original (and arguably the best), Roberto's. Examples include Alberto's, Royberto's, Jaunberto's, Humberto's, Jilberto's, Aiberto's, Aliberto's, Hamburto's, Ruberto's, Filiberto's, Hilberto's, Ramberto's, Gualberto's, Adalberto's, Rolberto's, and Danberto's. (Actually, Danburto's I made up, but it's plausible.)
2. any such Mexican fast-food-type restaurant, regardless of the name (ex. Sombrero's).
3. any of the food one would purchase from the aforementioned restaurants.
Examples:
1. "Dude, let's go to the *berto's! I need carne asada."
2. "They're putting in yet another *berto's? Sweet... never can have too much Mexican food."
3. "We went out for some *berto's after drinking all night, and damn did it ever hit the spot."
by teh lauar January 22, 2008
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A drive-thru Mexican restaurant with cusine that borders somewhere between a full-out cantina and fast food- The Mexican equivalent to Cheap Chinese take-out. The menu consists of typical Mexican-American fare and is usually substantial in size. It is NO generalization to note that every 'Berto's has a signature burrito- Often named after the state or city that particular burrito is purchased in.
Also to note that most 'Berto's are converted Weinerschnitzel, Raxx or Naugle's restaurants- offering a clean, slightly antiquated environment, and that ALL 'Berto's have an unlimited "chips n' salsa" bar inside.

Examples of a "Berto's" include, but not limited to:

Umberto's

Adalberto's

Humberto's

Oberto's

Emberto's

Hamberto's

Bertolinos

Abertos

Robertos

Ebertos

(Calling from Drive-Thru)
"I'm at 'Bertos, you want anything?"
"Which one?"
"The one on (xy) street."
"Pick me up a California Burrito Combo, but tell 'em no salsa. I don't like the way they do it there."
"Yeah, the salsa at the other 'Berto's is a little better."
by Travieso Mentira March 23, 2008
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An idea that you propesed to your friends and that couses your entire friend group ti bully you every time you go out.
Hahahaha bro do you remember when he wanted to make berto majice.
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A man who prematurely ejaculates at the sight of another man petting a cat
I was over at Pries' place last night and Roberto went all Bertos Banditos when Mark was petting his cat.
by Urban Philosopher 3473 September 25, 2013
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