That guys in detention. He's probably a Bertie.
by Buddster SMT January 29, 2020
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While having sex with a girl, stare at another woman in the room.
I pulled a berty on her and her friend.
by Djmm187 November 19, 2008
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A derogaratory name for a homosexual/s usually linked to actors.

Reputed by John Sessions on an episode of QI to have come from a conversation he had with either Alec Guinness or Laurence Olivier?? with regards to a theatre company he had either worked with or was advising him (JS) to avoid.
(1) I've been offered the role of Hamlet at Sadlers wells

(2) Who with?

(1) the SDT

(2) oh they're an absolute fleet of bertie's
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
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A Extra Large Poo that takes several flushes to get rid of.
A huge log, that sometimes has to be broken in half before it disappears.
Ive just done a "bertie" or whos left a "bertie"
by Markmcmcmc October 1, 2007
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I've taken this from the Allsorts advert. Which used the saying "One to many and you might turn Bertie". Bertie can be used for when you've had one to many of anything.
- I've been out all night and i'm abit "Bertie".
- How are you mate?..."Bertie"
by Darcy Lovitt March 28, 2009
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Berties is the code for bullshit. Derived from Berties Bullshit.
Give him the royal berties, he'll never know.
by mgilberties March 28, 2013
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Abbrev. Liberty

An act of rudeness in which the perpetrator has exceded their privilege and encroached upon the rights of another.
That was Rob's tea, dont you think that drinking it was a bit of a berty ?
by Man79 October 24, 2010
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