bertaux 

A retarded family

Hey look at the retard bertaux

bertaux by Bertaux September 23, 2017

Bertrude 

A boy from Africa who travels far distances to meet his one, true love. He may send you the occasional bouquet of flowers or box of fine Kenyan chocolates just so you know that he loves you. Bertrude is adored by all.

Anna: "Oh my goodness, I just got a box of truffles in the mail from my man!"
Anna's Friend: "Why, his name must be Bertrude? Right?"

At an airport:
Girl (talking to stranger): "Yeah, so I'm waiting to pick up my boyfriend. He came to visit me from so far away!"
Stranger: "Gotta love them Bertrudes."

Bertrude by justlookingforlove March 11, 2010

bertarded 

Stupid and slow witted, worse then retarded.

Bertarded - A person who has not clue how to do anything.

bertarded by Cat mechanic March 26, 2013

Bertude 

A girl who is really smart and a nice friend if you have a bertude as a friend don’t lose her.

Hey I have a friend named bertude she is the best

Bertude by Djbeingcool February 5, 2019

Jacob Bertand 

The most wonderful human being, star of kirby buckets, the best person alive, happy 21 buddy

Jacob Bertand is the best person alive.

Jacob Bertand by Butttttttttttttttttttttt March 6, 2021

Bertrudis 

A super cool girl from Venezuela. She is very nice and has a very sexy body. She is awesome! even though she is very sensitive....

Hey, there is bertrudis! she is awesome!

Bertrudis by ARums December 8, 2011

bertaut 

Hypocritical, forgetful, and awfully thought out interactions are all traits of a Bertaut.

"Hey, Bertaut, want to hang out?"
"Nah, I'm at the mall."
"...Why the fu-"

bertaut by Crimson Crusader November 12, 2013