Awesome, amazing, likes blanket forts. Can often be seen displaying a dopey smile. If approached, make sure to wear lots of bubble wrap as this creature is prone to biting and gets distracted by the popping. Giggles uncontrollably when tamed and will often giggle harder at it's own giggling. Mood is contagious, resulting in multiple cases of over-active hyper behaviour. Is also very cute and huggable. Diet includes: Chocolate paddlepops, and more chocolate paddlepops. If creature appears aggressive, throw cats at it; this will calm the creature and leave you with at least 5 seconds to run away. Or play Evanescence.
"That Berni stole my blankets!"
"I wish I was as awesome as a Berni"
"My Berni ate my chocolate paddlepop = "
"If I buy bubble wrap, do you think I should hide it from my Berni?"
"I wish I was as awesome as a Berni"
"My Berni ate my chocolate paddlepop = "
"If I buy bubble wrap, do you think I should hide it from my Berni?"
by smiles and applejuice January 3, 2010
Drunk This word derives from the act of being so drunk that you are incapacitated to the point that you are helpless and need assistance from friends in order to move.
The movie Weekend at Bernie's is the prime example of this word. Althogh Bernie Lomax was dead he was still livin it up. He even plugged some broad when he was "Bernied." His action is a perfect example of what does/could/sometimes happen when severely intoxicated
by Richard Ponce December 30, 2005
nat: Dude see that dead green rotting pussy over there..it's a bernie :|
there goes the end of my wet dream
there goes the end of my wet dream
by NADAANTHENDOFDREAMS May 3, 2010
The best of all of the male human species. Works tirelessly and plays hard. Would move Heaven and Hell to ensure his family is safe and feels loved. Berny's are amazingly handsome and gentle lovers. They are quick to learn how to parent and are kind to animals. Every man should aspire to be a Berny.
by WordWizardRYM December 20, 2016
Dead.
Comes from the "Weekend at Bernie's" movies where a couple of idiots drag their dead boss all over the place and convince people that he's alive.
Comes from the "Weekend at Bernie's" movies where a couple of idiots drag their dead boss all over the place and convince people that he's alive.
"Oh yeah! This party is off the chain!"
"Shut up bitch. It's bernie, and I'm gonna be swayze."
"So how was Ermelinda in the sack last night?"
"Bernie, man. Like a cold, bernie fish."
"So I hear Grandpa Fred's been circling the drain lately. Did he buy the farm yet?"
"Hell yeah dogg, he's bernie. Cancer."
"Shut up bitch. It's bernie, and I'm gonna be swayze."
"So how was Ermelinda in the sack last night?"
"Bernie, man. Like a cold, bernie fish."
"So I hear Grandpa Fred's been circling the drain lately. Did he buy the farm yet?"
"Hell yeah dogg, he's bernie. Cancer."
by Nick D October 27, 2003
To be cheated or short changed out of money. To be ripped off. to be taken by another. Derived from the bernie Maddoff scandel whre he ripped off investors for 60 billion dollars
When getting change back at the cash register, the cashier short changes you. "excuse me sir or madam you just "bernied" me."
by egraffam March 12, 2009
Don't bernie your chips!
by ChipWinner February 5, 2010