Bernardo is the worst
by donaldtrumpbuttholesugardaddy December 5, 2017
The ugliest person you will ever meet, normally a way of offending someone. A Bernardo doesn't care about anything and has no discernable skills. Can be a synonym for retarded. (Retardo Bernardo)
by CoolerThanYou5438 November 10, 2018
When someone you’ve been talking to/ linking, for quite a while over the phone and they won’t meet you.
by Danithemani1 May 30, 2019
a guy that looks hot because has a good body, but actually has an ugly face, but you cant see it because its covered with hair.
by FabiiT September 12, 2008
Canadian rhyming slang for "retarded", as in "retardo-bernardo". Retarded, in the sense of "needlessly lame" as opposed to "mentally deficient".
Dude #1: "The client wants three days' worth of revisions without extra billing."
Dude #2: "Bernardo."
Dude #2: "Bernardo."
by EVILC November 5, 2005
Name for someone who always seems angry or grumpy, but is actually very lonely and sad. They probably don't have many people they talk to, and all they want is someone that they can call a friend, but they don't. Some people that know someone like this might tease them because they overreact in a funny way. If you know someone like this, be a great friend to them, they might never get a significant pther.
by a friendly neighborhood ghost May 7, 2018
A city located within "the bubble." A place where lots of old retired people live. Broomstickings and thong checkings are encouraged at RBHS. The rich people live in the trails and the only thing open past ten is the rite aid in the neighboring town of CMR.
alex trebec: where does the largest population of old people in the US like to hang out?
contestant: what is the VONS in RB
contestant: what is the VONS in RB
by Alex J February 28, 2005