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dirty berkley 

(verb)
The act of taking a picture of a girls credit card after you shit on her chest.
Mike: yo that girl was a straight bitch last night
Todd: yeah I know that's why I hit her with the dirty Berkley and ordered a Fleshlight off Amazon nigga.
dirty berkley by Trippytanya April 8, 2020

The Berkley Shuffle

A dance that is done at Berkley High School in Berkley, Michigan.

This dance is always played as the last number at Homecoming, Prom, or etc. It's cue starts when Mr. Daas sings "Freshmen! Sophomores!" in the Berkley Rally Song. At that point, you hit your pelvis region and then throw your hands in the air and make a 'lasso' motion.

In order to perform this dance, everyone MUST be wearing eyeliner and have their hair in a perm.
Wow, that The Berkley Shuffle really hurt my pelvis.
a free sprited fun-loving girl. Let life roll off her back and keeps her head held high. Very talented musically and always has a song in her head. Sweet caring and never meets a stranger. Will probally be a actress or singer.
Berkley-The most forgiving person in the world without a doubt. Loves so much and has so much to give will find a mate and love him till he dies.
Berkley by mmaynman February 3, 2010
The most amazing half-brit I have ver met and will ever meet in my entire life. She is the kind of girl you want to be. She is super fun, crazy at times, super chill, and super beautiful!!! She's got the prettiest eyes and a perky-cute nose. She has the softest hair in the world and most of all she is very intelligent! Another important detail, is that she's is an amazing friend one could have. She's nice and energetic who loves almost all types of music, even the one I disagree with...country. When she wants to, she gives the warmest hugs ever. Overall, Berkley is the best person and the most unique person in the world and she is loved by everyone that matters!
Have you seen that girl Berkley!? She's awesome!

Berkley can read peoples minds, especially mine.

So I told Berkley my dirty, little secret and she accepted me for who I am.

I love it when I point out my eyes, she's afraid.
Berkley by faberge101 November 3, 2012

Berkeypile 

A typically angry person who hates you, black people, and basically anyone who isn't himself. Has a strong affinity towards pentagrams. Also known to be straightedge and carry a knife and/or gun. Commonly enjoys brutality, and has an unnatural ability to find random, obscene images using google image search. Especially enjoys finding outstanding examples of African-American culture.

Typical behavior usually includes avoidance of ever doing laundry, wearing clothes that are far too small, and being generally abusive towards anyone and anything. Also rumored to be a sub-par gamer. Can sometimes be seen wearing a grill featuring the Star of David. Behavior strongly influenced by Chingy, Bubb Rubb and Lil Sis, Where Da Gol At, and Nazi Germany.

Musical taste generally includes hardcore, R. Kelly, Kelly Clarkson, Miss Peaches, David Bowie, Hebrew Crunk, and Trick Daddy, among others.

Common catch phrases include the following:
"You don't know me!"
"Yo, I know skunks."
"You're so drunk."
"Fuck you."
Person 1: "Man, what is that guy's problem?"
Person 2: "Don't mind him, it's just Berkeypile."

Marshall: "Hey Berkeypile, what's goin on?"
Berkeypile: "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM."

"Berkeypile was supposed to come over tonight, but he decided to stay home when he heard Jon was going to be here, too."

"Berkeypile is the man."
Berkeypile by Ethnic Cleansing November 1, 2007
We’re all cucks
“Teen in Berkley, Michigan hospitalized after mistaking a broken crack pipe for a regular crack pipe
Berkley by (Willy) March 19, 2019