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n. a chronic condition which causes a male to perceive females as more attractive than they actually are. Caused by going to school at UC Berkeley, where attractive women are in short supply. aka. PERMANENT BEER GOGGLES
Cal student: damn, that girl is fine.
UCLA student: naw, she's ugly as hell. you just got Berkeley vision.
by Robert Birgeneau September 19, 2007
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A disease caught by students at University of California, Berkeley, where finding a hot girl is incredibly rare, because it is so hard to get accepted into that pretty girls don't go there.
Tim Wong was an Electrical Engineering/Computer Science Major at UC Berkeley, who was contracted with Berkeley Vision after he couldn't find a hot girl that would date his ass in the sea of Asians.
by partyrockstar222 May 22, 2016
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