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a benko is someone from the 60's, and tells everyone stories of how he led a better life then everybody in the world. They will always show videos of corporations and The Vietnam War. He/she is very awkward and makes sexual jokes as a school teacher.
"That benko just told me that he went to college for sex"

"Ya, he's fricken wierd"
by Bobgeorgecarl May 07, 2010
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Benko is the combination of Benjamin and Nieko. Benjamin Ankh is the story character from the Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, and Nieko (Nieko Hayer) is the aspiring actor who many fans demand get the acting part of Benjamin
TeamBenko: Heyy guys!

RMS_Benko: Hello!

Mel24: Whats with the Benko names?

TeamBenko: Seriously?

RMS_Benko: Haha you're funny Mel.
by TwiFan10 May 24, 2010
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