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bestnificent

A bestfriend who is magnificent in every way.
My Bestnificent Jeezy is the reason I'm not in jail right now but also the reason why I'm banned from Whole Foods.
bestnificent by Cakefranco November 16, 2014

Bagnificent

-adj: possessing the characteristics or mannerisms of, resembling or displaying behavior befitting a douche bag; douche-like.

synonyms: baggadocious, bagnostic, baggadelic, bagnetic, bagtastic, bagnifique.

related nouns: bagster, baggamuffin, Bagnum P.I., bag boy, deuce bag, sacco di douche, bagnificence, Baggie Smalls, Notorious B.A.G.
Some dillwad cut me off on the highway today and then gave me the finger. I should’ve known he was bagnificent by the ‘My Child is a Star Student’ bumper sticker on the back of his Hummer.
Bagnificent by f'd November 12, 2010

beneficentrism 

The view that promoting the general welfare is deeply important, and should be amongst one’s central life projects.
Clearly, you don't have to be a utilitarian to accept beneficentrism. You could accept deontic constraints. You could accept any number of supplemental non-welfarist values (as long as they don't implausibly swamp the importance of welfare).
beneficentrism by TheWingedTree April 15, 2023

beneficient

One who bestows beneficience.
Katherine was being beneficient when she allowed her retarded associate Ryan to be her friend
beneficient by Ryanopolis August 12, 2005

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026