Top Definition
Shiny cold balls put in your Va jay jay to tighten pussy muscles so you can squeeze the tiny useless cocks right out of you.
Excuse me ma'am, I think those are your Ben Wa Balls rolling towards the meat department.

If my pussy wasn't such a big gaping hole then they wouldn't keep falling out.....
by Need-a-cock December 06, 2009

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