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Ben Carter 

A teenager, usually around the age of 14, that is an absolute wannabe for just about everything. A true Ben Carter will act as if he made up all the fashionable trends and try and hang with the cool kids. A legitimate Ben Carter is not a person that would ever ever, under any circumstances, want to be friends with.
Oh, my god!!! That kid in my English class is an absolute retard, he is such a Ben Carter, keep clear of him he is so immature!
Ben Carter by nate02 September 7, 2016

Ben Carter 

A Chelsea FC fan who regularly masturbates to match of the day and openly admits he would give John Terry a rimjob if given the opportunity.
Jacob : Ey rossi wanna go down the boozer for a few pints?

Rossi: Nah mate, Chelsea are on and there will be a load of Ben Carters down there.
Ben Carter by El Boy January 25, 2011

Ben cartwright 

Shite. To need a ben cartwright is to need a shite.

Slang used in belfast areas such as short strand.
Lads I'm busting for a ben cartwright here ffs.
Ben cartwright by Strander September 2, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012