Bellivitis 

Bellivitis is a disease that causes you to think and act like belliveau, the first openly gay soldier in the 182 infantry.

Soldier: "Why dont you head on down to role 1 and get that Bellivitis checked! Youre looking at McGraths ass. I know he looks like Clay Aiken, but thats still pretty gay."

Bellivitis by Gator79 December 1, 2011

Ballinitis 

a disease that infects your voicebox. You have the urge to yell out BALLIN!!! every 10 seconds.

Kyle has Ballinitis. He always yels out BALLIN!!!! It is annoying

Ballinitis by The tittie scratcher November 6, 2006

Bengivitis

Inflammation of someone irritating. You grit your teeth until they bleed, trying to not combust into flames.

Ben is so irritating. He gives me Bengivitis.

Hey want to hang out?
No, I don't want a case of Bengivitis.

Bengivitis by Tree Uprooted March 1, 2023