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A metrosexual male who is paranoid all the time, wears a fanny pack, and totally digs sweatpants that have words like "booty" or "juicy" emblazoned on the posterior aspect of said sweatpants.
Person 1: "I went to the mall today and the only thing I could find were douches, bidets, and Bellittieres."

Person 2: "Seriously! What is this amateur hour? I do like sweatpants though."
by fillak December 16, 2010