Bella's foot is the most amazing thing any mortal with eyes can see. There is absolutely nothing more beautiful than her foot. This foot is proof that not all treasure is silver and gold. Nothing can compare to her foot, it's tied with everlasting glory. Her foot makes everything that used to be attractive look like trash and disgust. The stories of pirates and their hunger for treasure are all false, they were merely searching for a picture Bella's foot. When God made Bella's foot he cussed for the first time. God looked at his creation, turned to his angel buddy and said "Holy **** I'm good!" Her foot is music to the soul, the dazzling keys of an unblemished piano that is so desperately wanted to be played by millions. It's a marvelous symphony and a lovely composition. Nothing is more divine than Bella's foot, there is just nothing that can compare.
Person #1: Hey man you want to see a picture of Bella's foot on my phone?
Person #2: Yeah, sure. *looks at person 1's phone*
*dies immediately and is banished to oblivion because of how divine the foot is*
Person #2: Yeah, sure. *looks at person 1's phone*
*dies immediately and is banished to oblivion because of how divine the foot is*
by jimblejumble February 13, 2019