Beliel 

A guy who is fallen angel but who is, in fact, an asshole. He'll charm anyone, regardless of wether they have a penis or vagina, stick their hearts in a blender, and hit 'frapee'. They are incredible kissers and are beasts in bed, but will turn around and say hurtful things. Will have a derogatory comment for each and every thing you do and belittle your existence. Will make you cry every day. Afraid of commitment and wary of children, a Beliel will bring your hopes up then SHOOT THEM DOWN. They are extrememly self-absorbed douchebags who always put themselves before their girl/boy. They think they are so incredibly sexy that they don't pants. EVER.

Girl 1: Is that Beliel? The guy walking around with no pants???

Girl 2: Yeah... He cheated on me.

Girl 1: Really? What a douche!!!

Beliel by SugarNeko November 5, 2010

belialize 

Technical term for demonic possession. Not even necessarily demonic in nature. Even angels belialize.

I beg of you, if we're going to fuck, at least let me belialize!
If you go head stomping, you better belialize it!
Watch out for those folks, they're a little obsessed with random belializations

belialize by K41n3n February 27, 2017

i can't believe you searched this! don't you have anything better to do?? anyway, this is something people type when they are super bored (and/or super dumb) and want to see what happens when they type exactly what is already in the search bar. 

This is the definition of Type any word... this indicates that if you somehow found this definition for a definition that, you are indeed insane.

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i can't believe you searched this! don't you have anything better to do?? anyway, this is something people type when they are super bored (and/or super dumb) and want to see what happens when they type exactly what is already in the search bar. by MERC907 May 3, 2018

Don't believe the hype 

Ignore the media, marketing, buzz, or rumors around a story, object or person -- it's nothing special. From the 1988 Public Enemy single "Don't Believe The Hype", which fought back against negative press about the band.

"Is the new Star Wars movie any good?"
"Nah, don't believe the hype"

Don't believe the hype by stones throw August 27, 2008

Please Believe 

Believe me, or Listen here

Once I become famous, please believe all those women will be after me

Please Believe by mika July 4, 2003

betiel 

A name given to the prettiest girls in the world. She's average height, thickkkkk, naturally gorgeous, loved, educated, HILARIOUS and everything in between. Betiel is a very nice yet sassy girl. The more you know her, the more you'll want to spend time with her, trust me. She'll light up the room, as well as your life. Everyone needs a Betiel in their life, she's a modern-day queen! She keeps a small friend group but has many acquaintances. If you're close with a Betiel, you're lucky, she doesn't let just anyone in to her life.

"You're such a Betiel!!"
"Oh really, thanks! That's the best compliment I've ever gotten. <<<3"

betiel by dimegirl101 November 21, 2020

I believe you have my stapler

Quoted from Milton Waddams in Office Space.

Now seen (and parodied heavily) by the site that gave you You're The Man Now Dog

I believe you have my stapler?

I believe you have my stapler by Mister Ignorant June 18, 2004