Belgian Roulette

When you pick a chocolate at random from the box and eat it without consulting the little guide thing to see what it's filled with.

"Ugh. I think I got the one filled with Tapioca."
"That's why I never play Belgian Roulette."

by Deerobouros April 14, 2013

Belgian Piñata

Busting a fat load on a woman's face and then throwing confetti on the area with the bit on it.

"Diiiiick guess what I did to that slut after I took her to you bedroom?"
"What?"
"I gave her a Belgian Piñata!"
"Niiiiiiice!"

by Bobby pyn 79 June 20, 2009

Belgian Floater

A condom, used for anal sex, left floating in the toilet. (Belgian, as in waffles (textured/ribbed condoms), or chocolate).

I went to use the bathroom, and found this Belgian Floater in the toilet! Gross!!

by tcdacsap June 27, 2010

Belgian Creamery

An upscale prostitute. Aka call girl, escort. Caters to a clientele from the upper crust.

I hear my boss samples the Belgian creamery when on business travel.

I had a total GFE with that Belgian creamery last night.

by Dick Onchin September 7, 2020

Belgian Tuck

When you tuck your dick between your buttcheeks

Jean Claude was able to do the splits so well because of the Belgian tuck.

by waron45` October 19, 2020

Belgian Pretzel

A desperate, supposedly romantic, move to win over a woman's heart by first staging a kidnapping/mugging, and then swooping in to save the day with your "heroic" efforts.

When the traditional chocolates, flowers, and songs don't impress a girl, think about the Belgian Pretzel.

by kps000 June 22, 2009

Belgian Waffle

The act of defecating on a laptop keyboard, then closing the laptop to mold the feces into the shape of a Belgian Waffle. The laptop is then left closed until someone (preferably the owner) opens the laptop to discover the waffle. This is typically performed as a final act of defiance when one's employment is terminated.

It is also simply known as a "Belgian" in corporate culture.

After Reginold was notified he would be fired for stealing office supplies, he left a Belgian Waffle on his superior's Dell waiting for him overnight.

by Professor Shitzngigglez December 24, 2008