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The Baldening 

When Thomas Miner enters a room and immediately says some shit about his head.
Thomas: “Heyyy, guys!”

Me: “Oh no, here comes The Baldening...”

Thomas: “And don’t worry guys: STILL have no hair!!!”
The Baldening by Thingman2002 April 11, 2019
A whiny toad found throughout various regions of Los Angeles that has been known to support location spoofing and destroy evidence when those it supports have been implicated.
I just stepped on bedead, and it squeaked, "LA PANDA!", before reporting me for harassing it.
bedead by bedead February 6, 2014

Mr Belding

A bizarre sex act which involves a man, a woman, and a toilet (with a tank, commerical ones won't work).

- The man involved takes a shit whilst "AC Slatering" the toilet.
- The woman involved is "Top Shelfing"/"Upper Decking" the toilet.

While both are performing aforementioned tasks, the male engages in cunnilingus with the woman. Should the roles be reversed and a blowjob is given, the term is referred to as a "Kelly Kapowski"
I just broke my pelvis falling off the shitter doing the Mr Belding.
Mr Belding by Mr_Hands69 March 21, 2011
Baldev comes from the name of god Balram in hindu mythology. Bal+dev. Bal mean strength and Dev means god so together they mean "GOD OF STRENGTH". Any person named baldev will be very strong. Mentally and physically both.
to baldev lifting 5 kg weights is equal to lifting a feather!
baldev by aadyarocks November 3, 2021
owner of fuckfaces queerbunch, scaley hand fag
a dick who talks behind peoples back
also see pussy ass bitch
I hear someone was talkinmg behind my back
Oh, he must be pulling a Bederka
bederka by urda February 13, 2008

Urban Dictionary Balderdash 

A variation of the game Balderdash created by CB in 2008, using words from www.urbandictionary.com.
How to Play Urban Dictionary Balderdash:

Players take turns to be the host. The host finds a word or phrase on urbandictionary.com and announces it to the rest of the players, but keeps the definition secret. Each player must make up a definition of the word or phrase and write it down whilst the host rights down the real definition. The host then collects in all of the players definitions, and reads them out in a random order along with the real definition. Players then vote on which definition they think is the real one. Players get 1 point for every one that votes for their definition, and 2 points if they vote for the real definition. The host gets no points. The game ends once everyone has been the host once and the player with the most points wins.