Belange's are only a few in the world and are very rare to come by. Without a doubt, they tend to be the sweetest people you will ever meet, they have just the biggest of hearts. They will take your girl guaranteed with their sweet talk and charm. Although they are not usually fighters or violent so to speak, they get their ways. They genuinely care for others and often times put them first, you will most definitely be lucky to befriend one. They are slow and passionate kissers and will almost always satisfy a women in bed. They don't ask for much, they only want real love and loyalty.
Awe Belange, you're sooo sweet!
by love_lust May 27, 2020
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A mean person who will lick any chicks pussy not even knowing them. A guy who doesnt know what love is and will dump any chick who doent give him a hand/blow job in the first week in a relationships. mostly a bitch but can be a totall hottie. usally long hair but is a mean person.
Girl: wow look at Belanger over there he touched my (pussy) and tits on the first date then dumped me the day after!
Boy: why would any guy wanna be like him he seems like a (asshole).
Girl: i know what a (cunt)!!
by Skrillexchick!@# December 18, 2011
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One who is the most vile scum of the earth. Someone who is evil, and should be regarded as inconsequential. A downright, no good, ugly, cum guzzling cunt.
"Oh shit, here comes the Devil again."

"You mean that Belanger over there?"

"Yeah. She's the most repulsive human I've ever set my eyes on."
by 4Truth January 8, 2012
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A socially acward kid with a lot of pimples on his face he is a quitter on liking girls he has no balls and is just a pussy in general
Tisk..Tisk..Tisk Belanger
by Ffdsygg May 2, 2018
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He’ plays like a Belanger
by Zotomog September 17, 2022
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To break something.

Can be used in the past tense or present tense.
David BELANGED the movie in class today.

Stop BELANGING my heart.

Jon will BELANG the salad tongs.
by 1234lold December 12, 2017
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1. If someone really annoys you, you got belangered.

2. If some types a message missing any grammar he belangered the entire universe.
{2.} "Not Spam" -> "BELANGERED!"
by TuturMaybe September 8, 2017
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