A very effective way to pick up the ladies, most oftenly used in college. This is how you do it:
1) Become the world's greatest beirut player, or at least practice until you're good.
2) Befriend another guy who's also skilled at the game and make him your beirut partner.
3) Attend a big beirut game and show off your skills as you run the table.
4) Challenge the hottest team of girls in the place to a game.
5) Decide amongst yourselves which girl is for which guy.
6) Annihilate the girls in a game of beirut, but compliment them on their skills or lack thereof.
7) Attempt to "make it more even" by switching teams so each of you has the girl you picked earlier on your team.
8) Play the game. The girls will be uncontrollably attracted to you due to your skills. Flirt with the girl as you both get drunker and drunker.
9) Decide eventually that it is time to stop playing. At this point the four of you head somewhere to "talk", "watch TV", etc.
10) One of you starts hooking up with your girl, and the other tells his girl "let's get out of here". The two of them leave.
11a) If you are the guy who stays, beat it up.
11b) If you are the guy who leaves, get the girl to your room. Try telling her that you have something you want to show her (your beer case wallpaper, your awesome neon sign, your penis, etc.). Take her up there and chuck it in her.
1) Become the world's greatest beirut player, or at least practice until you're good.
2) Befriend another guy who's also skilled at the game and make him your beirut partner.
3) Attend a big beirut game and show off your skills as you run the table.
4) Challenge the hottest team of girls in the place to a game.
5) Decide amongst yourselves which girl is for which guy.
6) Annihilate the girls in a game of beirut, but compliment them on their skills or lack thereof.
7) Attempt to "make it more even" by switching teams so each of you has the girl you picked earlier on your team.
8) Play the game. The girls will be uncontrollably attracted to you due to your skills. Flirt with the girl as you both get drunker and drunker.
9) Decide eventually that it is time to stop playing. At this point the four of you head somewhere to "talk", "watch TV", etc.
10) One of you starts hooking up with your girl, and the other tells his girl "let's get out of here". The two of them leave.
11a) If you are the guy who stays, beat it up.
11b) If you are the guy who leaves, get the girl to your room. Try telling her that you have something you want to show her (your beer case wallpaper, your awesome neon sign, your penis, etc.). Take her up there and chuck it in her.
Simon: "Last night at the strip club was awesome! I got a $10 lapdance. What did you do."
Tom: "Me and Vinny pulled the old beirut trick again. Couple of Theta girls this time."
Simon: "So did you slip her the sausage?"
Tom: "You know it. Giggidy giggidy!"
Tom: "Me and Vinny pulled the old beirut trick again. Couple of Theta girls this time."
Simon: "So did you slip her the sausage?"
Tom: "You know it. Giggidy giggidy!"
by Nick D July 12, 2004
The result of removing tobacco from a cigarette and adding in pubic hair. This pubic hair/tobacco mixture is then repacked back into the cigarette and given out the next time a stranger tries to bum one off of you.
In some variations of the Beirut Cigarette the hair is distributed evenly throughout, resulting in a slow, steady inhalation of the ball hair by the bum. In another variation, the hair is rolled into one big ball and placed somewhere in the middle of the cigarette with tobacco on either end. The result is a sudden spark and a "poof" of burnt hair when the smoker gets to the right point.
In some variations of the Beirut Cigarette the hair is distributed evenly throughout, resulting in a slow, steady inhalation of the ball hair by the bum. In another variation, the hair is rolled into one big ball and placed somewhere in the middle of the cigarette with tobacco on either end. The result is a sudden spark and a "poof" of burnt hair when the smoker gets to the right point.
-"Aw, what's that smell?"
-"That kid just lit up the Beirut Cigarette!"
-"Hey nobody look over here, I'm shaving off some pubes for the Beirut Cigarette."
-"That kid just lit up the Beirut Cigarette!"
-"Hey nobody look over here, I'm shaving off some pubes for the Beirut Cigarette."
by THREE-SIX May 26, 2012
by Joe December 31, 2004
That guy is suffering from Beirut Syndrome, he doesn't realise his life as he knows it is almost over
by blackhack0000 August 29, 2015
A situation that is totally unbearable. The term does not refer to the current war in the Middle East but the one in the eighties.
Etymology: A derivation on the work "brutal," which became "brutes," then "Beirut" then "Downtown Beirut."
"Downtown Beirut" is "brutal" to a whole new level.
Etymology: A derivation on the work "brutal," which became "brutes," then "Beirut" then "Downtown Beirut."
"Downtown Beirut" is "brutal" to a whole new level.
Katie: "I have zero dollars right now. Not only can I not pay my rent but I can't afford my yeast infection medication. My life is brutal"
Barb: "Dude, I can't pay my rent and my husband's having a manic-episone because we can't afford his anti-psychotic medication. I'm living in Downtown Beirut."
Barb: "Dude, I can't pay my rent and my husband's having a manic-episone because we can't afford his anti-psychotic medication. I'm living in Downtown Beirut."
by barbsketch October 3, 2006
the act of firing a weapon ( usually an AK-47) into the air as a sign of celebration. Common in the middle-east an often performed on special occasions such as: weddings,births,divorces,anytime there is a camera around,dinner time, etc
'i was watchin the news last night and i saw this skinny fucker givvin it a beirut salute after he killed a dog....happy times'
by L-stein October 30, 2008
To unload an AK47 or similar military rifle by firing it on fully automatic until the magazine is empty, usually into the air while ululating, yelling or howling.
The act of firing it until empty for the sheer joy of making a noise.
The act of firing it until empty for the sheer joy of making a noise.
by fluffygreenbootlaces June 17, 2021