What you are about to be. (Predictive of a fight.) When someone is about to fight and they are predicting a fight.
Dave, "Ever heard of a Beijing Squash??"
Clint, "No??"
Dave, "You fittin' to be one."
by Bejing Squash February 6, 2015
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Just before you insert the unsheethed cock in the females arse you scrape 2 finger laods of dickcheese and forcefully shove the fingers up the womens nose. As she projectile vomits all over the floor you shove a broken glass so far up there ass it hurt a lot.
I Beijing Banged the poor lady and she never walked again
by ahahdjssidhebsdc September 2, 2022
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The Beijing cocktail is a synthetic Central nervous system agent, at first it binds to the hemoglobin in our blood before finally settling in your synapses where it inhibits the neurotransmitters for norepiphephrine by binding to the re-uptake pumps in the synapses and blocking the neurological stimuli. The only way to counter-act this with a constant supply of synthetic or real adrenaline, but first an agent must be present in the system to cause then compound to un-bind from receptor sites so that the neurotransmitters may transfer vital information to the rest of the body. I.E. Like the pumping of ones heart

Also, The "beijing Cocktail" also refers to the compound administered to individuals who are sentenced to death in are executed via Lethal Injection in China.
The Terrorist's injected all the hostages one by one with The Beijing Cocktail until demands were met.
by SekOner October 12, 2006
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A sexual position in which the female lies with her shoulders and neck against the floor. The male then straddles her, holding on to either ankle, inserts and jumps up and down.
He gave her the Beijing Jackhammer and the floor of that hotel room was never the same.
by Sweat Slapalot December 16, 2008
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Blowing your load in an asian's eyes, then putting her in a wheelbarrow and pushing her down a hill.
Billy just gave some asian chick the Beijing Wheelbarrow.
by Rtibbs March 8, 2010
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A beijing cocktail is a drug which is injected in to your body, it can be deadly but the only way to stay alive is to keep your adrenaline pumping.

See "crank" the movie is all about a a man injected with a beijing cocktail
Billy was injected with a beijing cocktail so he decided to go bungee jumping
by davidmaytee August 15, 2007
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The sexual act of shitting into a garbage bag, placing it in a hole for several months, excavating it, then dumping it on your partners head, whilst performing oral sex.
Dude, your girlfriend smells really bad today. Yeah I brought the old Beijing Tophat out last night.
by Curry Sanchez June 27, 2010
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