Behump 

Having sexual intercourse, possibly resulting in the fertilization of an egg.

Jim behumped her on the mantel top.

I've never behumped anyone, but I can dream.

Mrs. Pierce kept her behumpery hidden beneath the desk.

Behump by thoughtsifter September 21, 2009

Beump 

pronounced: b-"you"-mp

1. The term given to certain (worthy) songs to describe the way a that a song is conveyed or otherwise heard. ie. "boom boom boom" can be heard or replaced with "beump beump beump".

2. Used to describe ones state of mind. ie. We were beumpin it up last night. We were beumpin' around.

3. Replace less desirable curse words, like the fuck. ie... Fuck her = Beump her, she is a hot tranny mess anyway.

4. Used in the movie The Pink Panther, describing a bump on his head to be a "beump" on his head.

Examples: "beump it up" in the above definitions.

Beump by not2shabee May 3, 2009

belumpkin 

Receiving felatio while defecating.

Trina gave Mike a belumpkin while he was taking a shit.

belumpkin by Dirty Lama December 9, 2008

Behumptuously 

It can mean whatever you want it to mean.

“I shit behumptuously.”

Behumptuously by E Man 23 May 16, 2019

behempsh 

(bee-hemp-shh)
When you are feeling bitchy, empty headed, excited,mad, pissed, sad, and happy all at the same time! OR you just can't seem to find the right word for all the emotions your feeling because there are just WAY to many!

I am feeling very behempsh today because of all the drama!

behempsh by autumnjones=] March 10, 2008

belumptuous 

a place/thing of pure bliss

his ani were belumptuous

belumptuous by anus May 6, 2003

Behumpus 

Buttocks, Bottom, Ass (USA), Arse (UK and Commonwealth), Posterior, Rear end, etc. Usually referring to a big or fat bottom.

Mostly North American usage but deserving wider currency.

I watched him saunter away, all the while chowing down the need to give him a good swift kick on the behumpus.

Behumpus by BonoboBoy May 9, 2011