Befus 

When a fat chick takes a shit in the middle urinal.

Dude! Never piss in the middle urinal, it's totally befus.

I walked into the bathroom at school and saw a pile of cronk in the middle urinal, Befus must of struck again...

Befus by Dirty Bronson September 22, 2007

Befus 

a person who is acting mentally retarded

John is being a befus

Befus by John Steele December 31, 2006

Befesterday 

the day before yesterday
before + yesterday = befesterday

Robert: I really wish I can describe how I felt hanging out with you... not yesterday, but the day before yesterday.
Mia: You mean befesterday?
Robert: Wow, what a genius, concise word that the English Language does not have yet...

Befesterday by Me-Mover May 14, 2019

befumbled 

When someone is really really confused about something.

In "The Bachelor," Hannah B. says I'm like befumbled.

befumbled by mary robertson April 12, 2019

John Belushi 

Great comedian from the original SNL cast.

A Man who would have smashed all of these emo-wussies guitars and then handed what was left back to them,shrugged his shoulders and said:"sorry".

Animal House woo-ooh
Animal House woo-ooh

John Belushi by lick me bumhole September 28, 2004

Befuckery 

The state of being by which one is completely fucked over by everything that could possibly go wrong in any situation or series of consecutive situations. Extremely unlucky.

This emergency room visit has been a real befuckery!

Befuckery by Happenstance February 25, 2010

john belushi 

The funniest actor to ever grace the face of the Earth. He was an original cast member on SNL and starred in Animal House and the Blues Brothers.

Jenny: I love you John Belushi.
Cody: A true mastermind.
Jenny: *Kisses Cody* At last someone understands!

john belushi by Darth_`Eowyn November 18, 2006