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Jeremy Bearimy 

The timeline in the afterlife that moves in what happens to look like the name Jeremy Bearimy in cursive English; the dot of the “i” is said to be Tuesdays, July, the time moment where nothing never occurs, and the moment where Eleanor Shellstrop and Chidi Anagonye are finally with each other forever.
“Well how is it possible that all these things happened to us but no time passed on Earth? Did you go back in time to save us?”
-“Um, I didn’t have to...because of Jeremy Bearimy.”

“I wish we had more time together!”
-“Oh time means nothing. Jeremy Bearimy baby! We’ll just get through this and then you and I can chill out in the dot of the “i” forever.”
Jeremy Bearimy by The Good Place December 11, 2019
To laugh out load at social media and be embarrassed when caught out.
Oh man, after watching that Tik Tok I totally befrinked in front of Sarah....so embarrassing.
Befrink by Marky_Mark! October 21, 2021

beericade 

A beericade is any device used to block a lunchtime beer from view. It is used by pwned employees who are afraid a fellow co-worker will wander in, see them drinking a beer, and report them.
I had a beer lunch with Bagels today. He was afraid someone would see him drinking a Xingu, so he made a beericade out of the napkin holder.
beericade by moraleboatanchor March 26, 2013

Child Bearing Hips 

The shape of the hips and pelvic region of certain females which trigger a man's innate sense of carnal attraction to women who display the ability to bear children
Though she was a shambles from face to life, those child bearing hips drew men like hounds on the trail of heat.
Child Bearing Hips by BabbaFats January 9, 2017
To concern or bother. To matter to.
Someone gives you an excuse for not being able to do something, but you don't care, as long as you get the result you want.
George Thorogood's "House Rent Blues": His landlady has seen him leaning against a post, not looking for work to get money to pay the rent. He says "but I'm tired!" She replies "That don't befront me, as long as I get my money next Friday."
befront by DrifterSS May 15, 2008
When you have mastered the art of beer consumption, to the point you are no longer an alcoholic, you are classed as a master of beerism.
“Adam, your such a piss head”
“ No I’m not I’m a master of beerism”
Beerism by Orderofbeerism December 29, 2017