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1: This is defined as firing one who is higher ranking than you at your job by force.

2: A common typo of the word "Before".

3: An invisible pet Typo whom was adopted by the author of this definition.
1: Guy one: You are befired!
Guy two: Yeah, what says so?
Guy one: This does! *Holds some random thing to blackmail other person to quit*

2: This example is obvious.

3: You want me to give an example of an invisible pet Typo existing? Never I say!
by Shade_Vortex October 13, 2005

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