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Beerrands 

(It's thirsty Thursday and you have tons of errands to run.) I'm going to go run some beerrands babe, I'll be home later!
Beerrands by pEANUT pUMPKIN pANTS January 10, 2019
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Past tense of "beerrun"; to have gone to buy beer.
"Dude what's that you're carrying?"

"It's a 24-pack. Me and the boys just beerran."
beerran by Knacca January 30, 2009
Going to the store to buy more beer.
Honey, we're out of Heineken! Can you go on a beerrand for us?
beerrand by CREATIVEGoddess March 25, 2009

Edward Beerhands 

A drinking game where you duct tape a beer or other alcoholic beverage into each hand securely (usually a 3rd party needs to assist), and you must not remove the duct tape until both drinks have been consumed. This game is best played with '40's' or 'longnecks' for greatest effect.

The game ensures if you need to eat, visit the bathroom or any other activity, that you either finish your drinks quickly, or enlist the assistance of a trusted drinking companion.
Derickk: Hey Mammoet, wanna play edward beerhands to really get this party started?
Mammoet: Sure! I'll get the duct tape, you get the beers!
Edward Beerhands by dvt81 November 20, 2014
Running an errand that causes one to be near a beer store. Can be coincidental or planned. It is important to complete the beerrand by actually buying beer. Similar to beerrun but the original intent is to complete the errand.
I ran a beerrand today at lunch. There was a beer store on the same block as the post office.
Beerrand by Jonesy613 November 15, 2012

beeranderthal 

Any individual who attempts to defend their lack of taste by drinking Bud Lite, Coors, or Michelob by attacking craft brewers or their consumers.
Bud Drinker: Do you got any Bud Lite? I just can't stand beers that are bitter. How can you drink that?

Ballast Point Drinker: Dude, you are a beeranderthal! Don't you want new experiences? Or do you want to go through a life without tasting life in your beer?
beeranderthal by Lazarus313 February 2, 2015
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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