3 definitions by DeathMonkey

Top Definition
Beer is an almost white-yellow clear to a pitch black thick liquid made out of barley, hops, water, and yeast. Barley is boiled in water to turn its starches into fermentable sugars and then hops is added to bitter the beer so as to add flavor. Then the liquid is poured into a fermenter and allowed to ferment for a week or two, then its sent to a secondary fermenter to condition it and make it more drinkable. Then it is bottled and stored for a week or two in a dark area so it conditions further. Then you chill it, then crack a few open with your friends.

aking the world a shitty place to live, have some beer"
Liquid crack, game in a can, charm in a bottle.

Little Timmy had one too many beers and puked all over the sidewalk.

Timmy loves beer because it gets him laid.

Timmy drinks beer to forget about his crappy life.

God:"Sorry m
by DeathMonkey January 30, 2006
Most overrated gun ever

Short form: deagle
Guy 1 "Hey, look at those fucking cod fags"
Guy 2"LOL are they pretending to play with invisible guns?"
Guy 1"lool I think they are, that one has a desert eagle"
by Deathmonkey November 18, 2012
Beer is an almost white-yellow clear to a pitch black thick liquid made out of barley, hops, water, and yeast. Barley is boiled in water to turn its starches into fermentable sugars and then hops is added to bitter the beer so as to add flavor. Then the liquid is poured into a fermenter and allowed to ferment for a week or two, then its sent to a secondary fermenter to condition it and make it more drinkable. Then it is bottled and stored for a week or two in a dark area so it conditions further. Then you chill it, then crack a few open with your friends.

Liquid crack, game in a can, charm in a bottle.
Little Timmy had one too many beers and puked all over the sidewalk.

Timmy loves beer because it gets him laid.

Timmy drinks beer to forget about his crappy life.

God:"Sorry making the world a shitty place to live, have some beer"
by DeathMonkey January 17, 2006

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