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The mythical beast which descends upon your fridge and removes all your beer. Typically after you went out and brought lots of said beer and found none left following a night in with the lads
Lee said to Dunc, "Where has all my stella gone, there were 24 cans in the fridge?". Dunc replies, "It was not me, must have been the beer monkey!"
by SenseiRoo August 31, 2006
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The knuckle-dragging, Darwin-defying, "missing link" to homo sapiens whom you would never see without a beer in hand and whose entire contribution to society is that they're sometimes the "life of the party" despite the fact that their speech is neanderthal and their opinions, when vocalized, are barbaric.
Overpopulated within "frat houses", while shunning true fraternity because "it's gay"
"look at that beer monkey drooling all over the couch"
"that f*cking beer monkey just puked on my shoes!"
by EY1392 August 05, 2007
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