Beekerdick

What happens to your dick when you drink too much. Basically you can't get it up.

Dude stop taking so many shots, ull get beekerdick and wont be able to bang that chick.

"Hey dude what happened with that fine ass chick last night?"
"Nothing, I had beekerdick, couldn't get it up."

Beekerdick by unicorn12 January 30, 2010

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Bieberdick

The act of following a stranger (preferably a celebrity or well-known person) into a restroom either to have a private moment or sneak a peak at their genitals.

Variations: bieberdicking, bieberdicker (noun), etc

Joe: “Where did Bill go?”
Frank: “He just saw George Clooney go into the men’s room, so he followed him.”
Joe: “Bill is bieberdicking Danny fucking Ocean right now?!”
Frank: “Indeed!”

Bieberdick by Gj1981 April 24, 2018

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beerdick

The condition men get when they have trouble getting hard before sex because they are too drunk. A form of erectile dysfunction.

I was so disappointed last night. I was ready but he has the worst case of beerdick, and then he went to sleep.

beerdick by flypina July 13, 2006

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beberdick

a flirty manhore who makes bad decisions

loves dicks so much he uses the word in his title

Did u you hear that beberdick got arrested for going into a mailtruck.

beberdick by Larry the Cucumber December 24, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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