Beefalow 

A hugely fat/ and or obese person. Hence the word "Beef"-- all of these people are quite beefy indeed.

Everytime I go to Wal-Mart it's so freaking crowded with beefalows that I can barely see!

Beefalow by Noo-Noo the Friendly Whale November 30, 2010

beefalope 

(adj, n, pl)
of or defining exceptionally large underclad woman.

The beefalope is a predator that preys on drunken men using alcohol and their wayward jiggling motions to render them helpless. Beefalopes travel in packs, also referred to as Herds of Beefalopes (HOBs). Screaming chants of "BEEF!!" only angers the midwestern beefalope. When caught chances of survival are minimal... at least your reputation.

"Damn! Is that Nick dating another Beefalope???"
"I sure hope not, the last one damn near ate him!"
"BEEF!!!"
"Wait... don't do that!!!!"

beefalope by beefalope hunter November 28, 2006

Beefalo 

A thick male rocking a great blend of muscle and fat; similar in physique to the bulking stage of bodybuilders. These guys look like they can do some serious damage in the gym AND the kitchen.

Jayme: Whoa! Check out that guy! Jacked arms, thick neck and chest, trunk legs...

Alex: ... and a gut!

Jayme: Eh, he's still one fine specimen of man! Not quite a beefcake, but not a roid gut either...
Alex: He's a beefalo!

Beefalo by Della Catessen June 28, 2011

beefalo 

a morbidly obese or grotesque female resembling a cow usually traveling in troops and grazing

beefalo is rosie o'donnell
star jones

beefalo by nyisles87 January 6, 2006

humpback beefalo

Noun - The fattest of the fat, non gender specific, reserved for only the truly grotesquely fat. Landspeed averages 15 fpm (footsteps per minute). Cankles are definitely present. The sheer amount of fat causes them to be permanently lurched forward cause a humpback like appearance.

Man look at that humpback beefalo!

humpback beefalo by James Rabblestin November 25, 2005

Beefalo soldier 

A guy who genuinely enjoys fucking fat broads!

Wow! Thats the 4th fat chick this week that timmy is taking home! He really is a beefalo soldier!

Beefalo soldier by fromtheworkingman.com September 6, 2010

beefalo 

A large, ugly, or otherwise overweight human female. The beefalo can range in size from slightly obese, to a monster 1000+ pounder. Beefalo generally flock together forming a "herd", and prefer to "graze" nearest their favorite territories. (a mall where they can look for mates,or a fast food restaraunt, where food is bountiful, for example)

Rosie Odonnell is a Beefalo.

beefalo by sf49erfan55 April 9, 2006