Beef Missile 

Slang for a large penis.

That dude takes down bitches with his beef missile like a champ!

Beef Missile by Squiblish January 19, 2015

Beef Missile 

the male genetalia

Beef Missile by Anonymous April 3, 2003

beef missles 

1. Missles made from beef.
2. Large, well-built individuals who is intent on destroying people with blunt force (yet without kicking or punching)
3. Football moves, made within a few yards of the end zone, where a large running back jumps into the air attempting to plow his way in.

"When Jerome Bettis jumps head first into the end zone, he is one of many beef missles."

beef missles by dannyboy22479 February 15, 2006

beefmissile 

A meat product whose shape resembles a long, generally cylindrical object whos head mushrooms out into an aerodynamic pinnacle.

John: wanna have some beefmissile for dinner?
Mary: what? no.
John: wanna just see it?
Mary: no.
John: it tastes like chocolate and money
Mary: mmmmmphfhf im telling all my friends about this.

beefmissile by yourrealname1234561123 October 25, 2009