When a girls vagina is so loose it sags and claps
Jane must have big ass beef curtains
by bratchant May 21, 2015
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What you call someone when your highly irritated at them
"Hey I'm watching sausage party"
"Why are you watching that"
"Because I can you wide flapped beef curtain"
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Part of the female genitalia called the labia minora. Red pertaining to color and beef because of the fabric they are made of. These curtains come in a variety of drops and widths. Recently is has become fashionable to have curtains trimmed to suit. Curtains redness and style may vary according to amount and quality of sexual activity.
"She has a very nice pair of red raw beef curtains"

"She needs the curtains trimmed"

"My curtains are red raw"
by Evie June 3, 2004
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Not only is this a beat up vagina with large lips hanging down, but the women is so fat her roast beef is marbled with fat. Even worse than simple roast beef curtains.
Rob hated that his girlfriend so was so fat-- she went beyond the already disgusting roast beef curtains- She had massive marbled roast beef curtains! The worst of the worst!
by BP310 July 19, 2010
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A women who has not got a very nice looking Vaginal area.

If you buy and maccy Ds standard double cheese burger and but it on it's side.
Hay look at this! It looks like ya Nan's 'Beef Burger Curtains'.

Thats fucking grouse.... ur a prick
by Greyman2010 March 10, 2010
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