When you eat food in your bed, and then the tiny crumbs become hidden and riddled beneath your sheets, providing a sand-like consistency that haunts your sleep. In most cases, bedsand can take months to years to eradicate.
I tried the saltine challenge in bed yesterday, now I have bedsand

I hate bedsand, it's coarse, it's rough, it's irritating, and it gets everywhere
by Carson4Plate2017 September 8, 2017
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