When a white hoe decides to ✨spice up✨ Her wardrobe by adding $1’s worth of gems from hobby lobby to her clothes
a sexual act where one ejaculates on a person and subsequently sparkles the man-batter by throwing a handful of glitter; thus rendering the individual bedazzled.
I bedazzled that ho!
Dude, I just bedazzled some chick in the back of party city!
I bedazzled her till she looked like a Christmas tree ornament!
I am the bedazzler!
When she looked in the mirror and saw the glitter she realized she was a victim of the bedazzler.
Dude, I just bedazzled some chick in the back of party city!
I bedazzled her till she looked like a Christmas tree ornament!
I am the bedazzler!
When she looked in the mirror and saw the glitter she realized she was a victim of the bedazzler.
by monster cookie February 28, 2014
Bob: Yeah I got a ton of stuff to do, gotta photoshop for a magazine. (Lie)
Ross: Sure you do, bet you're just self-bedazzling yourself.
Ross: Sure you do, bet you're just self-bedazzling yourself.
by DarkIBL May 29, 2016
When you bust your load on your girls face and the moon light peers in and makes your cum sparkle like a rhinestone
by HIUGLY79 December 6, 2018
by Druggedsalmon November 24, 2022
While dancing around a campfire ass naked last Saturday Valerie bedazzled me. The gems on her jeans got so hot from the warmth of the fire, when we rubbed asses, she/gems burned. I can still feel the love!
by TracyFlick May 31, 2019