Bed Tester

An unemployed person living off benefits and who lies in bed all afternoon doing nothing and is proud of the fact they are not actively seeking work
Paul:''so joe what do you work at?'' Joe:''im a bed tester LOL''
by Easylover August 9, 2009
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Professional Bed Tester

An individual who hooks up with random strangers frequently and stays the night in their bed.
I didn't realize Jessica was a professional bed tester till she told me her body count.
by Cpt. Chlamydia March 29, 2023
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