Bed Tester 

An unemployed person living off benefits and who lies in bed all afternoon doing nothing and is proud of the fact they are not actively seeking work

Paul:''so joe what do you work at?'' Joe:''im a bed tester LOL''

Bed Tester by Easylover August 9, 2009

Professional Bed Tester 

An individual who hooks up with random strangers frequently and stays the night in their bed.

I didn't realize Jessica was a professional bed tester till she told me her body count.

Professional Bed Tester by Cpt. Chlamydia March 28, 2023

Bed texter 

Someone who is always texting when laying in bed. Lazy person. Doesn't get out of bed.

Me: Hey I am in bed, texting you
Person: LOL, you're a bed texter

Bed texter by Someoneyoudon'tknowbutknow March 21, 2019

bed texter 

Someone texting you while laying in bed. Lazy scum. Doesn't get out of bed.

"you're always texting me while you're laying in bed, LOL such a bed texter."

bed texter by Someoneyoudon'tknowbutknow March 21, 2019

Bestester 

Word made by couples to compliment each other. It’s better than “better” and “best” combined that’s why It’s bestester.

“Beanie,” has anyone ever told you that’s you’re absolute bestester?

Bestester by Hayford Kesse September 17, 2020

Bestesterest 

Somebody who is the best from the better ones of the best of the better ones.

Friend one: I think Nadia is the bestest gymnast of all times.
Friend two: No, she's bestester than that.
Friend three: Indeed, she's the bestesterest.

Bestesterest by Gaboantsa December 3, 2022

Bestester 

The ultimate compliment you can give when describing someone. Formed from combining bestest and better.

Lindsay is bestester than anyone else

Bestester by WooleyWanka June 29, 2016