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11.
generally the STD known as crabs, but can be used to define any other kind of STD.
"Hey man, check out that fine-ass chick!"

"Nah bro, don't touch her. That bitch got some bed bugs."
by Jakeass8 May 17, 2009
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1.
A small parasite that resides in your bed, often used in a "tucking-in" ritual.
And as she told patrick, "Good night, sleep tight, dont let the bed bugs bite", he wasn't able to sleep that night.
by Jonathan May 05, 2005
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2.
They live in your padded furniture and feed off your blood and are almost impossible to exterminate.
"I would rather gargle buckshot than have bedbugs."
"Bedbugs are to furniture what crackheads are to ghettos."
"Bedbugs are the reason we had to move and get rid of our couches."
"Bedbugs are a biological weapon."
"Goodnight, sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite."
by MadamexXx March 14, 2009
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3.
A clingy sexual partner who infests your bed at at all times.
Rachel would not leave Alex alone after they had sex, even though he tried to make it clear to her he was not attracted. He began to think of her as a bedbug.
by Filiaci November 22, 2007
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4.
Tiny little insects that one never sees, but knows are there; they have been, are, and will forever more be denied nightly meals.
(said before bed)
"Don't let the bedbugs bite!"
by Benbo Baggins July 19, 2005
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5.
A man that thinks of nothing but sex.
Danny is a bedbug, he won't stop bugging Cheryl to sleep with him.
by OneBadAsp October 27, 2006
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6.
The modern-day version of the Black Plague.
The only difference between bedbugs and the black plague is that the plague kills you with fevers and sores, while bedbugs make you itch to death.
by Foamy Chewbacca Jr. March 29, 2011
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7.
strange behavior in a person, anal retentive, a person trying to tell you how to do your job but has no clue on how to really do the job, a person that knows everything, complainer
That dude is a bed bug, complained about everything
by Ismoke420 February 02, 2014
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