Beaverised 

The term given to those who have endured a beaver attack. The main targets of a beaver attack are toddlers and the elderly, and for this reason the highest proportion of beaverised people are found in these two groups. Beaverised persons usually require months of councilling to recover.

"Poor old Joe got beaverised yesterday."

"Don't walk through the swamps at night or you'll get beaverised.

Beaverised by D.E March 18, 2004

Beaverized 

To be blessed with the presence of Justin Beaver. Although he is commonly mistaken by the teen sensation "Justin Bieber" he will tell you right away that he is not this person.

You've officially been beaverized.

What does that mean??

To be blessed with my presence. Take it like a man/woman absorb the greatness.

Beaverized by JustinBeaver May 29, 2010

beanerized 

car and or truck pimped out by a beaner; too many affects on a vechicle

I saw a beanerized truck at the flea market last week.

beanerized by Kenneth Lee Da king January 6, 2009

Beaverish 

The time when you start feeling all your rights and wrongs go flying out the window and allow yourself to be free of everything that ties you down.

I'm feeling a bit beaverish tonight.

Beaverish by Mr. Escaleras September 27, 2010

to be beavered 

getting a blowjob, where the sucking person didn't opend the mouth enough and the teeth are grinding on the cock.

I was about to be beavered last night but I told her to oped her mouth a bit more just in time.

to be beavered by Iktal December 28, 2021

Beavered 

Verb: Past tense for someone who has thrown up

“I saw Brendon bee line it to the bathroom after a tequila shot, he definitely beavered.”
“I bet Bryce is going to beaver after he shotguns this beer, he definitely doesn’t sip.”

“$10 says Pat beavers after the edible kicks in”

Beavered by ChadBradThad January 13, 2021

Beavered 

A colloquial term used to replace "high" or "stoned." Helpful when texting multiple people at the same time and you are worried that you might inadvertently text the wrong person about yo drugz. If you DO text the wrong person, they won't know what beavered means, and you can play it off as an auto-correct problem or whatever.

You accidentally text your parent instead of a fellow stoner:
"Hey, you want to come over and get beavered?"

Parent response:
"What does beavered mean?"

Your response:
"Oh, sorry. I meant 'Do you want to come over and get brunch?'"

Beavered by Timbolino November 4, 2012