etiology: A word coming into existence through a misunderstood, mumbled comment.
Adj: ugly person, particularly in the face region.
wow, that waitress is really beautarded!
adj. So retarded it's beautiful. Blend of "beautiful" and "retarded". (Not to be confused with craptastic, which has negative connotations.)
(After reading the Adventures of Dr. McNinja)
"That's......that's.....beautarded. I love it."