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A male in his 30's-40's who dates a female under 21. The male equivalent of a female "puma."
Did you see that Beauner in the bar last night trying to pick up my little sister?
by Batdog October 16, 2012
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Getting a boner (or just getting turned on) from Beau Bokan.
I was at a blessthefall concert today, and when Beau walked on stage, I immediately got a beauner.
by Captain Smelly Eyes August 01, 2012
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An erect penis that, somehow, radiates undeniable beauty.
When I saw his beauner my heart skipped a beat!
by Beau Bice January 13, 2010
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When you get an erection in the presence of somebody named Beau.
Mitch: Yo what is that in your pants.
Ruben: Oh no! Looks like I have a Beauner.
JP: Wow! I'm much better looking and smarter than any of you.
Ruben: Yeah I hope nobody else notices my Beauner
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