Not to mention their flawless taste in music, they also have a flawless taste in MEN.
They may seem like they're making fun of the beatles sometimes, but it's only because they love them.
They are able to make speeches at any time about one or all of the beatles, they're like the Robert Kennedies of the fandom world.
Paul McCartney's heterosexuality is immovable.
Ringo put your boner away.
John, stop gazing at Paul.
George god dammit put that sandwich down for heavens sakes.