Beastwipe
When you take a massive shit and go to wipe, but you don't realize your Hulk-like strength and destroy the toilet paper in your hand. Then you continue to wipe your ass with your bare hand.
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bestie beastie by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019
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No Beasties
said to reinsure someone to make them believe you are not into beastiality; used when saying something that can appear to be a statement of beastiality
man: "What breed is it?"
pet owner: "Its a labrodor rechever"
man: "That is a cute dog, no beasties though."
pet owner: "Its a labrodor rechever"
man: "That is a cute dog, no beasties though."
No Beasties by Ashtrey001 March 15, 2010
Beastie Boys
Three nice Jewish boys from New York that have WAY more talent than D12, the G Unit and that fat hack Missy Elliot COMBINED. Turn your Yankees hat sideways, hit the chronic, turn bass to max, listen to track 12 on To The 5 Boroughs then get back to me.
I use to party with the Beastie Boys (and your mom) back when they were called The Young Aborigines.
Beastie Boys by PCGator July 14, 2004
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beastie boys by symple jack March 14, 2009
Beastie Boys
The Beastie Boys are an talented respected white hip-hop music group from New York City. The members are Mike D, MCA, and ADrock. The group has a rap/rock genre and have made it sucessful in both but especially the rap side of their careers. the debut album 'Licensed To Ill' reached number one in the charts in the u.s.a.Other Classic Hip Hop
Beastie Boys by gravesy December 28, 2005
beastie boyitis
"My friend Garry hates all rap music apart from the Beastie Boys." "Sounds like he has Beastie boyitis"
beastie boyitis by jagja April 12, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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