Top definition
When you take a massive shit and go to wipe, but you don't realize your Hulk-like strength and destroy the toilet paper in your hand. Then you continue to wipe your ass with your bare hand.
Oh man, I was in the bathroom the other day and totally had to beastwipe. My hand still fucking smells.
by Urghat April 24, 2010
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt