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Pooh Bearin’ 

The act of being in a public space wearing only a large tshirt and absolutely nothing else.
Sonya said Pooh bearin’ is so comfortable, it’s worth the risk of flashing everyone.
Pooh Bearin’ by 807w25th May 31, 2022

Jeremy Bearimy 

The timeline in the afterlife that moves in what happens to look like the name Jeremy Bearimy in cursive English; the dot of the “i” is said to be Tuesdays, July, the time moment where nothing never occurs, and the moment where Eleanor Shellstrop and Chidi Anagonye are finally with each other forever.
Well how is it possible that all these things happened to us but no time passed on Earth? Did you go back in time to save us?”
-“Um, I didn’t have to...because of Jeremy Bearimy.”

“I wish we had more time together!”
-“Oh time means nothing. Jeremy Bearimy baby! We’ll just get through this and then you and I can chill out in the dot of the “i” forever.”
Jeremy Bearimy by The Good Place December 11, 2019

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer  

A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.
After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.

seasons' beatings

These are domestic fights that occur when friends, relatives and alcohol all mix on holidays!
Dispatch to all units in the area of 5th and Lafferty we have a large domestic fight reported, seasons' beatings!
seasons' beatings by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020

beating army

A common colloquialism for "jerking off" at the US Naval Academy. Perhaps the most popular pastime among male midshipmen, due to a natural aversion towards dark siding, a general lack of attractive young women, and the ever present fear of being SAPR'd. Not to be confused with the female equivalent, "plebing your cover", which is a play on the term for the way freshmen (plebes) carry their covers (hats) by spreading their hand on the inside and carrying by their side.
I caught my roommate beating army last night. I'm not comfortable in the room anymore.
beating army by Chesty J December 1, 2014

Bear in the Wilderness 

A female who had sexual relations with 99.99% of your male friends, and attempts to get with the .001% of your male friends at your party. Most likely has an std and will pass it on to unsuspecting friends. Is like a bear, and will eat as much meat as possible to survive.
You're about to hook up with that michelle girl. You're gonna Bear in the Wilderness???