Dude 1: Did you hear that Jay beat Sid in a Beard Off?
Dude 2: Yup, you shouldn't bring a five o'clock shadow to a gun fight.
Dude 2: Yup, you shouldn't bring a five o'clock shadow to a gun fight.
by BeardMaster January 26, 2010
by leighzil August 3, 2009
Not quite the same as the playoff beard. The lay off beard is when you stop shaving every day because you got laid off, and there's really no point anymore, is there?
Guy 1: "Dude, did you forget to shave... for like a week?"
Guy 2: "Oh, it's my lay off beard. Go fuck your sister."
Guy 2: "Oh, it's my lay off beard. Go fuck your sister."
by Bri0n October 29, 2010
When you eat pussy with a beard and the pussy juice gets all in your beard. It smells so good the next day you smell your beard to jerk off.
Patrick was bearding off this morning
by Resin factory September 25, 2020