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A bearataur is a puny cross between a bear and a centaur. It is known to live in the middle part of Colorado, but they shy away from encounters. It is common for them to soil themselves when spotted. Also, they are awful at basketball.
Yep, judging by the pee on the ground and the scoreboard that was most def a bearataur.
by OntarioRage February 04, 2011