Bearataur 

A bearataur is a puny cross between a bear and a centaur. It is known to live in the middle part of Colorado, but they shy away from encounters. It is common for them to soil themselves when spotted. Also, they are awful at basketball.

Yep, judging by the pee on the ground and the scoreboard that was most def a bearataur.

Bearataur by OntarioRage February 23, 2011

beartard 

element of bear

element of retard

noun


1 generic name for foolish or disturbed forum poster suffering from delusions of granduer and bouts of paranoid fantasy

2 common zooological name for swamp dwelling troll

3 narcissistic forum creature more concerned with preservation of own self esteem than facts

4 common name for user who has been multi banned for being a self destructing moron

Bob always has to be king of the forums. He's such a beartard.

beartard by micks_folly March 25, 2009

Beardtard

The beard of popular youtuber, ShayCarl, of the Shaytards. The beard lived from 2007-Jan 1 2010. He shaved his beard live on blogtv.

1: Hey, did you hear?
2: What?
1: Shaycarl finally shaved the beardtard!
2: OMG! NO WAY!
1: Yeah. He looks so much better!

Beardtard by Lyndsay Cal January 3, 2010

barstaurant 

An establishment which provides both a bar and a restaurant, weighing equal importance on food and drink.

barstaurant bar restaurant

barstaurant by ash415 December 10, 2009

Bearatory 🐻 

The area a bear claims to be their own space that they own and rule over by any means.

Jake: Did grizzly man make it to the flight back home?

Stephanie: Naw I guess he was eaten by a bear last night, probably should have been smarter while chillin overnight in a tent unarmed in that bearatory 🐻.

Bearatory 🐻 by Thunder13 December 26, 2022

beakatarian 

(Beakatarian is the new vegetarian) (beaks only) ( featherweight) (feathered friends) (birds only) (only eat beaks) (egg laying) (feathered friends). ( food of choice)

See that bitch over in the corner I heard she is a beakatarian, it’s the new food phase of the fashionable.

beakatarian by Slaa October 27, 2019

Bearturtle 

Berthololot Bearthertols Bertholot Bearthot Burthat

Hey look its bearturtle beartholoy beartoltol

Bearturtle by Evadedtaxes June 13, 2021