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Peruvian Bear Fucker 

The product of Cap Hansen’s- Bellingham, WA - a Peruvian Bear Fucker (a.k.a. PBF) is a cocktail consisting of a splash of OJ, half glass of the freshest award winning PBR and a shot of Captain Morgan dropped in the beer. It’s the cocktail made famous in Bellingham which is also mightily served at The Blue Abode Bar. If you were to try and order this drink in Seattle the bartender will assume you are from Bellingham.
Bartender make me a Peruvian bear fucker and everyone else at the rail. Bear fuckers for all!

That bear fucker wrecked me last night.
Peruvian Bear Fucker by Duhast September 2, 2021
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Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker 

An alcoholic shooter consisting of:

1/3 Whiskey
1/3 Tequila
1/3 151 Proof Rum

A popular shooter in western Canada and the northwest USA. Hard to stomach, hence the name. This shooter doesn't have a desirable taste, so it is most often bought for others. A common birthday shot.
"It was Tim's birthday, so of course I bought him a Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker!"

bear fucker

A russian whore, or just a russian person, came from the idea that Catherine the Great (czarina of Russia) dabbled in beastiality.

Usually used among people who have ancestors from countries that were once ruled by the Russians, like Poland (almost all polish grandmothers/fathers will tell their grandchildren and children to "never trust a russian").
Jane: What's that girls name?
Anne: Tatiana.
Jane: Is she Russian?
Anne: Of course.
Jane: What a dirty bear fucker.
bear fucker by debauchery123 November 15, 2009

bear fucker

One who pretends to fuck a bear to get the police's attention (as seen in the movie Super Troopers).
"Excuse me...bear....BEAR FUCKER! Do you need assistance?"
bear fucker by Mister Hat April 19, 2007

bear fucker

an alcoholic avalanche that will bring utter chaos to you and everyone around you. its pretty much bad ass......
an irish car bomb followed immediately by a minderaser (both must be downed with serious speed)
take one bear fucker and you dance with a fat chick. take two bear fuckers and youll throw up on a fat chick. take three bear fuckers and youll throw up in the drunk tank
bear fucker by bigwillystylesallinit November 30, 2009

Bear Fucker

gay person who likes to have sex with men fat and / or hairy
John is a bear fucker because he has sex with that man so fat
Bear Fucker by Mr.GayBear December 1, 2011

Bear Fucker

a guy who hooks up with ugly fat chicks and thinks he is a cool guy, when in reality, he is just a tool.
Damn, that cody sure is a bear fucker!
Bear Fucker by downinsd January 5, 2008