Single handedly the greatest techno song / real life event to ever occur. Created by DJ Technosauce, Bear Attack has found it's way into the homes of many... and left none alive.
Matt: Dude, look at those torn jeans, it's like he just got bear attacked!
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Dan: Miss Reilly, the bears, they're everywhere!
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Dan: Miss Reilly, the bears, they're everywhere!
by LeTigra;) February 2, 2009
Mark:What happened to Kevin? I haven't seen him in a few days.
Scott:He was a victim of a bear attack. I think he's in bellvue now.
Mark:That poor bastard!
Scott:He was a victim of a bear attack. I think he's in bellvue now.
Mark:That poor bastard!
by Kyle April 10, 2003
After a night of excessive drinking away from home, a Grizzly Bear Attack occurs when you black out your walk home and wake up covered in scratches, cuts, bruises, etc. with no reasonable explanation. You often lose your wallet or pants in a Grizzly Bear Attack.
Jeff: Dude, I feel like shit! I'm so sore!
Joe: What happened last night?
Jeff: I have no idea, must have been a Grizzly Bear Attack on my walk home
Joe: What happened last night?
Jeff: I have no idea, must have been a Grizzly Bear Attack on my walk home
by Jeff & Joe March 31, 2007