Yet another colorful coloquialism for taking a dump: "Beaming" for the act of evacuation, "Schatner" as in the past tense of To shit (shat), and "off the Enterprise" denoting out of the anus (as in "the prize to be entered").

Not to be confused with Beaming Dr. Bones onto the Enterprise; the act of anal sex.
Man! Your mom's cooking is so bad it had me beaming Schatner off the Enterprise all night!
by Tenacious Faulker August 26, 2008
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