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To hit a sexual partner in the back of the head with a 16 oz. can of dog food while barking like a beagle.
I can't believe we walked in on dad beagle-smacking the dog walker again. What a waste of Alpo.
by boy-girl April 29, 2011
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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