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A paedophile of limitless proportions.

Just as likely to be seen eating a pie as to noncing a kid. His breath also stinks.

See Baedophilia & Baedophobia
Guy 1: Whos that fat cunt?

Guy 2: No idea, but he's got that beado look about him. I reckon he grinds up against kiddies.

Guy 1: What's that smell?

Guy 2: No idea, but let's go headbutt him.
by Bob Smith1945 August 09, 2006

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