Just like a UAV in COD a pork beacon is a homosexual radar often used to find,located and destroy other types of pork. It is often used in social gatherings to hunt out other pork pie eating mincers. When swimming a pork beacon resembles a floating turd that's been slightly discolored with a hint of blood.
Look at Jarrod the little pork beacon, what do you think he is hunting today ? bacon or sausage.. there must be a strong waft of poo & lube in the air today
by tomcat225 January 10, 2013
The internal compass that guides the lost warrior home when he/she is too drunk to see straight. More often than not, the individual will have no recollection of how they got home.
Often the homing beacon will activate itself suddenly and without warning, however, it is usually preceded with several minutes worth of vacant staring and the sudden exit of the individual may be accompanied by some grunt or the phrase, 'i have to go'.
- The homing beacon, in an advanced person may also make you stop for food.
Often the homing beacon will activate itself suddenly and without warning, however, it is usually preceded with several minutes worth of vacant staring and the sudden exit of the individual may be accompanied by some grunt or the phrase, 'i have to go'.
- The homing beacon, in an advanced person may also make you stop for food.
A: 'So what, I just stared at the floor, got up, said bye and left? Dude I don't remember sh*t from last night...'
B: 'Yeah man, I'm surprised you made it back OK, that's some homing beacon you got there.'
B: 'Yeah man, I'm surprised you made it back OK, that's some homing beacon you got there.'
by funkiermunky January 17, 2012
a typing program that does actually work, but is demented becuase the prerecoreded message of her says: to restart the lesson even when you are doing better
Mavis Beacon teaches typing
by feign April 7, 2004
Beacon pits are your "leg pits" which border your gooch/nuts; very susceptible to itch and extremely pungent odor, especially after excercise.
by IF June 10, 2006
Someone who is so high on methamphetamines,tweekin' that you can tell that they are from a long distance. Like a ray of light from a beacon. Flailed out so bad that small children ask their parents "Whats wrong with that man/women?"
Oh my god look at that chick with the scabs on her face having her shopping cart flipped on it's side trying to fix the wheel. I can tell she's so spun cuz she's a tweekin beacon.
by FLAILIAN August 7, 2013
by amy [theblush] February 23, 2008
A tent pitched on the top of a roof that brings hope to all those around it. Often used for smoking and/or relaxing.
Person 1: "Class sucked today. Nothing will make this day better."
French Friend: "Au contrair, my friend. We still have the beacon of hope!"
Person 1: "Oh wow! You're right. Let's go hang out in the beacon."
French Friend: "Au contrair, my friend. We still have the beacon of hope!"
Person 1: "Oh wow! You're right. Let's go hang out in the beacon."
by brogate_bro December 11, 2010