Accidentally swallowing and ingesting a fly or other flying insect while distracted by some other activity. Made famous by Mark Potter from NBC news who swallowed a fly while reporting on air.
Mother: Billy Bob you better shut your trap or you're going to end up with a bayou breakfast.
by MrJackStankyLegs May 19, 2010
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that feeling that you get when you are working outside in the hot, humid summers of Louisiana and you get that annoying, thick sweat in between your ass cheeks. see also: swamp ass
1: damn, it's hot out here.
2: i know, i have a bad case of Bayou Bunghole
by Mr. B0jangles. May 27, 2013
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Refers to the white rubber boots worn by seafood (typically oyster) laborers in Bayou La Batre, Alabama. The boots are often very dirty, and worn with the pants tucked into them.
This is often a derogatory term used to jeer at those who are forced to wear them, mocking the "fashion" of the area.
His Bayou Reboks were so clean, it was obvious that he hadn't been in the business for too long.

"I look fly AND keep seafood waste off my feet with my Bayou Reboks."
by Levi W. March 6, 2008
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The act of dunking a woman's head into a porta-potty reservoir after a portable toilet quickie.
After we fucked in the toilet I gave her the ol' blue bayou and dipped.
by shimmyshoeshine January 20, 2021
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The word originates from the tradition of pinching crawfish tail before eating. Before commencing to fuck, the Guy pinches the shit out of girl's tities before undressing her. The roles can me reversed by women pinching guy's dickhead.
Yesterday i gave my girlfriend a bayou pincher which made her boobs red.

While giving a bayou pincher, i noticed a hard mass on her titties, turns out to be a cancer.

Giving my boyfriend bayou pincher makes his dickhead pale and malnourished.
by discernible January 19, 2021
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Damn, that mans Bayou Bussy was strong after that run
by Beansupreme420 June 5, 2022
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